I got the idea for this post from another server blog. I decided to share a few of mine that I can think of offhand and I 'll add them as I remember them since I'm always saying dumb, awkward shit.
One Friday night, as I'm walking by one of my tables which is occupied by two rather large ladies, they stop me. They point to another server, this old and fat bitchy lady we have. "What's her name?", they asked. Well, there was another server next to her so I wanted to clarify. And I decided to use her weight to do so. "Oh, the bigger lady, you mean?" Very awkward.
Another time an old couple was finished eating and I brought the lady a box. I noticed the guy still had a lot of food on his plate but didnt ask for a box so i figured Id ask him. I said "sir, would you like a box or are you just going to put yours in her box?" lmao.
more to come.......
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